1.) There is a boy whose life long dream is to become a pro-Rollerblader, and he practices every Tuesday at 4:30 pm on ASU campus. He pretends to be reading a directory board and when no one is around skates as fast as he can towards a railing and slides along it. After he lands he goes back to reading the directory board. It’s so funny.
2.) I think I saw two dragonflies mating… it was one of the worst moments of my life.
3.) If I had to be apart of a sorority and wear matching shirts everyday to school, I think I would turn into a robot. Then I would malfunction so I could attack the people who made me wear matching shirts.
4.) I don’t trust walking alone on campus at night. Luckily I found a huge pair of scissors in my bag and carried it in my hand through the parking lot. Where did the scissors come from??? I. Have. No. Idea.
5.) A girl in my class was wearing these amazing shoes! If I had extra cash you better believe I would buy a pair.
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6.) My dearest friends went to Africa, and was practically evacuated from the continent when she got Malaria. When I’m in my Africa Discovering Europe class and we talk about the diseases that plague the continent {Africa} I kinda want to raise my hand and tell my friends story. I think it could make me look cooler. I also think the professor might be impressed. Then again…
7.) If I see one more flower clip in someones hair at school I might start pulling them off random girls heads. {I did a similar thing once with guys wearing popped collars…. so don’t think I wouldn’t}
8.) I’m tempted to go into the prayer chapel on campus, so I can get my prayer on.
9.) My professors first name is pronounced Choke-ee!
10.) I seriously think I would be the perfect employee for Jeff Lewis! I take sarcasm, criticism, degrading comments, and punishments well. He is so F-ing Funny and I may try to get in touch with him. Any suggestions?
xoxo
Keighley
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So Ky, I think I am quick enough and smart enough to work for Jeff Lewis, except that I CAN’T take sarcasm, criticism, degrading comments and punishments. You definitely have what it takes to work for him and you should move out there and be his assistant. However, you don’t always answer your phone and that is UNACCEPTABLE… Jeff Lewis would have to mark that in your file.
hahah oh Ashley! I would be totally busted because I dont answer my phone. I loved the “UNACCEPTABLE… I have to mark that in your file.” He always says that.
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